Stoner Comics

Competition’s still going. Watch it if you feel like it. If you like it, right on! If not, no worries. Take care!

stevieonuska:

I know I don’t really get on here anymore but I’m in a video competition to open for a one of my favorite singer/songwriters Sam Ock and his label while they’re on tour. I need you guys to watch this, reblog it, do whatever. If you don’t want to, it’s cool too.

But anyways, this song is about how before finding God I used to smoke a ton of weed to hide the fact that I didn’t like myself, eventually started abusing laxatives and having severe self image and self worth issues, and soon after started obsessively shoplifting to try and find a rush in life again. During this time I fell into serious depression but started going to a couple weekly bible study groups and came to realize what it means to wholeheartedly believe in God.

Now, I am still definitely a sinner and a flawed human being but I strongly believe that accepting the fact that we all are flawed and we all have sinned is the first step to finding peace within yourself and finding peace with God. Through regularly confessing our sins to God and reading the Bible to find what we need to grow in, what we need to drop, what actions we need to pick up and so on, we can come to know the immensity of God’s love for us and how He wants to see us succeed so much!

If you wanna hear more about my story, I have another (long) video talking about my past. Check it out if you want and feel free to ask me any questions you might have about God, why Jesus died for you, any issues going on in your life that you feel like you can’t talk about, and so on. I don’t have all the answers by any means but I’d love to talk!

If you wanna keep up with what I’m doing now, I’ll be posting on this blog. Check it out if you wanna keep up with me. Thanks again to everyone that’s been understanding and accepting of my lifestyle changes. Sure I’ve gotten some negative reactions but the overwhelming majority has been nothing but positive reactions.

iwearurgranddadsclothes said:Hey dude, I’m a Christian and went to bible school but ive been going through some stuff in my life and it’s really confusing. I liked your testimony, and I feel that an outsider opinion can really help me right now

You don’t have your ask set up. Shoot me a message on mine and we can talk through that.

inieciele said: I’m really embarrassed for you

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astraltravelbattles said: been a faithful (no pun intended) follower for the longest time, good to see you doing well and finding inner peace. i dont know if i’ll be able to get weed tonight, but if i do i’ll be sparking up in your honor man. take it easy stevie B)

You too man. I seriously appreciate the support!

astraltravelbattles said: from st0ner-c0mics to christian rap, what can’t stevie do? #stevieraps

My man!

spruce-sprigsteen said: I’m happy you are happy I’m sparking a bowl right now in honor of your strength brother

'Preciate the love man! I'll be sayin' a prayer for your health and happiness.

Also, I started writing Christian rap music. Yeah, total left turn, but anyways here’s that whole last video basically summed up in under 3 minutes. 

This is for a music video competition I’m in. Top 5 most viewed videos are watched by the label I submitted it to and a winner is chosen to open for them on tour. Watch this video, spread it around, and like my page on Facebook if you’re interested in keeping up with what I’m doing musically!

Why I Stopped Smoking Weed and How I Found God

Probably not what most of you were expecting. No judgement against those still smoking though. I still think it should be legalized and wish only the best for everyone who follows the blog.

tl;dw I used weed to hide my self-hate, which stemmed off into anorexia, which eventually led to me obsessively shop lifting from grocery stores. Building a faith in Jesus Christ’s love for us led me to stop my ways and focus on what I need to focus on in life.

I’m not perfect and am still a sinner, but I’m trying to work on becoming the best person I can be. Dropping weed was one of the steps I felt I had to take in order to do that.

Thank you to everyone who follows the blog still! I sincerely wish the best for all of you and hope you always pursue life.

If you have any questions or just want to talk about whatever you might be going through that you feel like you can’t talk to anyone else about or want to know more about God’s love for you, don’t hesitate to send me an ask!

Hey guys I promised a while back that I would make a post about what I’ve been up to. I just filmed a video that ended up being kinda long but it’s uploading to YouTube right now and I’ll be posting it when it’s done.

What do the numbers in parentheses mean??
Anonymous

There is a base 10 system in which people judge how stoned they feel.  If it is a [1] then they are hardly feelin’ it, but a [9] is something entirely different.  You smell what I’m steppin in?

Long time no talk, eh?

So I’ve discovered I have a secret talent… Eating (who woulda thought!?)

For real tho, I entered myself into a legit chili eating competition in Florida and I need to get the top five number of votes to get accepted into the prelims. Here’s the link to vote for me, it would be really bad ass of you guys if you did because I could so win it.

Hope you guys are doin alright! Send some stoner story times and if I can figure this new tumblr layout shit I might post a couple for old times sake ;)

-Stevie

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Hey everyone

Long time no see, sorry about that.  Thing is, I got busted and have had to abstain from smoking for the past six months.   I have a final hair follicle drug test to pass in August, and I’m back in the land of the living.  

I wanted to tell y’all that I’m about to document a way to beat these hair follicle tests.  My plan is to use hydrogen peroxide and UV radiation (I.e. working outside) to really lighten the melanin content of my hair.  As well as a significantly decreased rate of consumption of the drug, I will also strive to pass the THC through my metabolism as quickly as possible.  This will be done by heavy exercise that will effectively burn the fat molecules that the THC is stored in.    Finally, I’ll keep environmental factors in play, such as high humidity coupled with Head and Shoulders conditioner.  My theory is that the  pyrithione zinc in Head and Shoulders will aid in the sweating out process, equally if not greater than the high humidity.

Wish me luck, people.  I really want to just smoke without worrying about anything anymore.