So I’ve discovered I have a secret talent… Eating (who woulda thought!?)
For real tho, I entered myself into a legit chili eating competition in Florida and I need to get the top five number of votes to get accepted into the prelims. Here’s the link to vote for me, it would be really bad ass of you guys if you did because I could so win it.
Hope you guys are doin alright! Send some stoner story times and if I can figure this new tumblr layout shit I might post a couple for old times sake ;)
Long time no see, sorry about that. Thing is, I got busted and have had to abstain from smoking for the past six months. I have a final hair follicle drug test to pass in August, and I’m back in the land of the living.
I wanted to tell y’all that I’m about to document a way to beat these hair follicle tests. My plan is to use hydrogen peroxide and UV radiation (I.e. working outside) to really lighten the melanin content of my hair. As well as a significantly decreased rate of consumption of the drug, I will also strive to pass the THC through my metabolism as quickly as possible. This will be done by heavy exercise that will effectively burn the fat molecules that the THC is stored in. Finally, I’ll keep environmental factors in play, such as high humidity coupled with Head and Shoulders conditioner. My theory is that the pyrithione zinc in Head and Shoulders will aid in the sweating out process, equally if not greater than the high humidity.
Wish me luck, people. I really want to just smoke without worrying about anything anymore.
Life’s good. I’ve stopped smoking as much as I used to (I smoked once in the past three weeks or so…?) but I’m pretty happy with things right now. For long time followers, you’ll know that I mostly smoked before bed to help me sleep. Now I read before bed and I just pass the fuck out, plus I’ve read a shit ton of awesome books from it. I just finished Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas today actually (fuck the movie the book’s so much better)
Even though I don’t smoke as much though I still love the drug. In fact I’m about to vape a nice bit, take a shower, and pass the fuck out.
STEEEEEEEVIIEEEEEE SUP MANNN, how u been, buy an o thatd be nice
I’ve been chillen dude! I start school up again this coming Monday so I’m looking forward to that. Break was good though! Got to hang out with all my old friends and see family and all that good shit but the best part was probably being able to eat real food. Fuck everything about cafeteria food dude… But yeah I decided on the OG and I’m pretty psyched to be picking that up. The guy I’m buying from is actually an old friend and he keeps telling me how it’s some of the most beautiful stuff he’s ever seen haha.
I’m gonna be buying an O here in the next couple days and wanted to get some feedback from you guys before spending that much… I’ve got one dude offering me either purple kush and then another with og kush or sweet tooth. Got to try out the purple stuff a couple days back and not gonna lie it knocked me on my ass for a minute haha.