So recently, my girlfriend broke up with me. And the day she did I was really upset and sad and angry so I went to my friend’s house to chill. And my friend’s sister and her boyfriend were at the house, too. And her boyfriend was like, ‘Hey I heard about what happened today, dude. So I’ll smoke you up for free.’ Now, I’ve never met this kid. I’ve seen him a few times in school, but we never talked. I heard a lot about him, though. I heard nasty shit, like he was just some asshole that used girls. But that day, he got a dub and we hit his bong for a couple hours. He’s really a sweet fucking guy. We chilled and talked about girls and he told me to keep positive and he gave me the rest of weed before I left. The point is, weed brings people together and really cheers them up. And now I have a new smoking buddy. :)
I had my wisdom teeth removed today. My father drove up from New Jersey just to chill with me a few days, which is nice. He told me that he found out that my mother (whom he had divorced 17 years ago) found my pipe in my belongings. "That vile wretch" Thought I. "Now a long conversation with my father about smoking, which is fucking horrible because he was a cop for 26 years." Turns out, he's fine with it. He knows it's not addicting, it doesn't get you in trouble. Best former cop ever.