Gucci Mane looked through the long range scope on his sniper rifle, from the top of Brick Squad headquarters, and saw a whole herd of zombies running toward them. As he saw this Waka Flocka Flame ran to him and said “Dude dey comin quick doe, we gotta fuck da club and get out.”
Gucci spat his chewed up weed stem out on the ground and yelled “ I know dawg but I just am gonna miss the bitches.”
Flocka stared at him in disbelief and said “Nigga we KILLED da bitches yesterday doe.”
Gucci mane’s jaw dropped and he whispered frantically “Lets get the fuck out of here then.”
They started running toward the stairs and saw Wooh Da Kid dragging a bloody Fenchie up the stairs.
“Was he bit!?” Yelled Gucci.
“Yeah…..” Wooh said sadly.
“How?” Yelled Flocka.
“Fuckin Nicki, I thought she was just wearin make-up for one of her weird ass videos, and she bit him.” Wooh said.
BLAM!
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” Gucci yelled.
“It had to be done.” Flocka replied quietly, “He said if he got bit to kill him, HE MADE ME PROMISE, FUCKIN PINKY SWEAR!”
Wooh looked quietly at Frenchie he was very sad at the sight. Flocka’s eyes were puffy and red from the tears he was holding back. Gucci had cried for all of this a long time ago, he looked quietly at the brain on the wall with a cold intent stare. He had to be strong he was the leader. He had to protect the young naïve Flocka from this horrible new world. Gucci looked and saw the first zombie running at them.
“DEY HERE!” Gucci yelled.
They all turned the safety on their assault rifles off. Then they started shooting fully automatic down the stairwell.

Submitted by youmustdestroythebrain

I’m pretty sure this is from rapindustryfanfic but still fucking hilarious nonetheless.